Getting the van ready for the Tour de France!

This past weekend we finally started working on the van in preparation for our trip to France in two weeks. It feels great to be in and around Camperissimo again and we’re counting down the days until we leave (14).

Fixing Stuff Up In The Van

Fixing Stuff Up In The Van

The first task was clearing out six months of dirt and trash from inside.

Even outside of the camper season we use Camperissimo as our everyday vehicle – for boring stuff like shopping and going to IKEA.

Having such a huge amount of space available means we tend to indiscriminately fill it with beer crates, empty carrier bags and bits of wood on a daily basis and then forget about them. So: everything out, time for some spring cleaning!

It looks ugly from underneath, but it works.

It looks ugly from underneath, but it works.

The second task was fixing the water tap in the sink in the back of the van.

Towards the end of last summer the head of the tap broke and the only way to turn the water on or off was with a pair of pliers, until that finally stopped working. Since then we’d ignored the problem and instead used the rear washbasin to store useful things like screws and bits of paper and a shoe. We bought a replacement tap at Perohaus and I spent an hour lying on my back under the sink fitting it.

The third task was cleaning the waste water tank.

The tank holds about 40 litres of water and sits directly underneath the van. My best guess is that it hadn’t been cleaned for over ten years. Since the plumbing in the van doesn’t have a U-bend, on hot summer days occasionally a fairly unpleasant smell would work its way back from the tank into the van. Sort of a funky, sewage smell. Not lovely. The solution is simple: fill the tank with cleaning solution and hot water, leave it overnight and then drain the evil spirits away in a safe place. Problem solved 🙂

Apart from that we’ve completely emptied the cupboards of food, spices and other stuff so we can clean things thoroughly and then completely restock the moment we arrive in France. Nothing like French hypermarches!

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Villach, Ljubljana, Zagreb & Rijeka – 14-25/08/11

It’s been 10 days since we left Munich, but as usual so much has happened in the meantime that it feels like much longer. This month we’ll be on the road – or away from home at least – for three weeks.

Iva’s family is from Rijeka, and that was the main reason for this trip, to visit friends and relatives in Croatia. The natural gap between teaching semesters gave us three weeks to play with, so we planned to drive south to Zagreb, spend a week in Rijeka and then spend a few days driving east across the north of Italy to meet other friends from Munich who will be in Nice. After that we have another few days to make it home, passing Milan, Lake Como and then through the Alps to lake Constance before tacking east back toward home.

Google Maps tells me that that’s about 2,500km in total. So far we’ve driven about 700 of those. So, a trip like any other, albeit on a smaller scale … and with one very important addition to the camper van.

Klara the Dog

Klara: The newest addition to our elite squad (already rumoured to be the most intelligent).

We spent our first night in Villach, where we had parked up for a night earlier in 2011. We found a different spot this time and had wanted to return to the fantastic Italian restaurant “Trastevere”, but there were several other dogs there in a small space full of noisy people, so it wasn’t a great environment for Klara. Instead we found a much more modest place nearby and ate average pizza and drank some average beer, but were very definitely above-averagely happy on the first day of our trip, with Klara sleeping soundly under the bench and three weeks of travelling ahead of us.

The following night we met up with Iva’s cousin from Ljubljana, who showed us the town and suggested a great place for us to park and sleep: next to the castle, at the very top of the hill which overlooks the town. Despite having driven past it at least 15 times this was the first time I saw Ljubljana – a really pretty, lively town which seems to have a healthy appreciation of good beer.

It was in Zagreb that I noticed that the underside of the van seemed unusually dirty. I had opened the valve to drain the waste water and afterwards my fingers were almost black. One day later, in Rijeka, things seemed to be even worse so I got down on my stomach on the pavement to look under the car and find out what was going on: the underside of the car was completely coated with engine oil. Not good. We were obviously also losing some oil when parked, though the flow was very slow.

Since it was Saturday evening we had to wait two more days before cautiously driving Camperissimo across town to have someone look at it, find out what was wrong and how much it would cost us to fix.

It turned out that one of the four screws that secures the engine to the chassis had worked its way loose and left a small scratch in the oil filter in the process. As always, we had been lucky, relatively speaking, because a bigger hole would have meant a LOT more oil and possible damage to the engine. As it turned out the problem was solved in 2 hours and it only cost us €45,-. Another crisis avoided 🙂

On the way back from the garage I spied a brand new car wash with a special self-wash area for tall vehicles. I spent the next 14 minutes in absolute heaven, spraying the van with a high pressure water hose. We were surprised to find out that actual colour of the paint is a lot lighter than we had thought. Which is to say that the van was a lot dirtier than we had thought.

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Skopje, Macedonia – 28/04/11

Iva Forgot Herself For a Moment and Used Her Powers for Evil

Iva Forgot Herself For a Moment and Used Her Powers for Evil

The last few nights we didn’t sleep that well in the van.

In Gevgelija a perfectly friendly young man – on the way home from a local bar – decided to knock on the side of the van for a chat at some time after midnight.

It’s not every day a camper van parks outside of your house. “Here’s a good chance to practice my German” he thought, no doubt.

This Will Be a Lovely Mosque When It's Finished

This Will Be a Lovely Mosque When It's Finished

Then in Skopje we parked in a quiet street between a park and football complex.

At around 1 a.m. several young fellows decided to park their car in front of ours, listen to some thumping Macedonian techno and discuss their love of football over a beer or two.

It comes with the territory, and you get used to all sorts of noise around the van while you sleep, but some nights it’s harder than others. This time it seemed like the tireder we got, the harder we were finding it to get a good night’s sleep.

The New Centre of Skopje

The New Centre of Skopje

At the same time, we’d been discussing how to complete the trip: whether we should spend a final week travelling back slowly through Bosnia or just gun it through Serbia and be home in Munich by Sunday evening.

Our original plan had been to travel for a month. After our departure was delayed by a week, we’d changed our plans for the start of May to make it possible to stay away for one more week, but we realised that we were starting to look forward to being back in Munich more than visiting the next town on our itinerary.

Which is why we decided that Skopje would be the last “proper” place we would visit.

The Massive Turkish Bazaar

The Massive Turkish Bazaar

With the tribal rhythms of Macedonian techno ringing in our ears we dragged ourselves into an upright position at around 10 a.m. and proceeded to spend most of the day walking around the city centre(s).

The old centre of the town, called Ćaršija, is an Ottoman Bazaar with a maze of narrow streets. The area is bustling, alive and reminiscent of Sarajevo or Istanbul. For me, this was the highlight of Skopje, a really amazing experience.

Part of the Work In Progress that is Skopje 2014

Part of the Work In Progress that is Skopje 2014

The new centre of the town is currently undergoing major remodelling as part of the ambitious, but downright surreal “Skopje 2014” project (YouTube Video).

The various large-scale construction sites are far enough along that one can clearly recognise the form and scale of the buildings, all of which are the sort of thing you would expect to see being excavated, or refurbished, not being built from scratch.

Maybe it will turn out to be a stroke of genius, stranger things have happened. Just as long as they don’t run out of budget half way through.

Part of the Work In Progress that is Skopje 2014

Part of the Work In Progress that is Skopje 2014

After returning to the van we hit the road. Within an hour we were in Serbia, and by the following afternoon – with a sleeping stop in a Serbian motorway service station – the 1000km to Zagreb were behind us.

To celebrate that we took our first nap in a real bed for three weeks and then went out and got drunk.

 

 

 

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Delphi, Greece & Gevgelija, Macedonia – 26/04/11

You can’t go to Greece and not go to the “navel of the world”, where old, drugged women rambled and priests interpreted confusing sentences the way they liked it! You can’t miss visiting the famous place where Apollo showed up in the form of a dolphin (how did he get there though, when there’s no sea around, I wonder?). Or you can, but we chose not to. It was on our way up north anyway.

No respect for ancient stones in Delphi.

No respect for ancient stones in Delphi.

After Olympia and Corinthos, we decided to round the ancient story up with a visit to Delphi. We expected to come across another village dedicated entirely to tourists but we were pleasantly surprised when we drove into Arachova, a nice village 11 kilometres from Ancient Delphi. It is a very charming place, with lots of nice restaurants and fancy bars. It is also a ski resort (Mount Parnassos is 25 kilometres from Arachova).

In one of the tavernas we had food that was so good that Jay felt he had to call the waitress over to tell her how excellent his spinach pie was. We then went to a bar where Jay had the most expensive Weihenstephaner beer ever – they didn’t have menus so we were shocked when we had to pay €6.50 for it. Judging by the prices in bars and restaurants and by very expensive shops on the main street, it was easy to guess that the visitors are mostly rich Greeks who come for some winter fun.

After a quite night sleep, we drove on to Delphi. The Archaeological Museum and Site were very impressive so we spent at least three hours walking around (and then some time eating lunch in the van and waiting for the rain to stop).

Don't worry! I was just pretending to be stuck in the rock here!

Don't worry! I was just pretending to be stuck in the rock here!

We then decided to drive straight to Macedonia (FYROM). Since we spent the last week in Greece and were staring to miss home, this was ideal time to start heading back. 3 kilometres after the Macedonian border we drove into Gevgelija, a very small Macedonian town. We found a nice, quite street to park on, read for a bit, watched an episode of “Community” and fell asleep around 22.00.

Around 23.30 we were woken up by someone knocking on our van. The first time we were just confused. Then he knocked again. I opened the side window and saw a man in his thirties, smiling very friendly and wanting to chat. He warned us there were some people “who use drugs” around and they might attempt to steal our bikes. He didn’t look too convinced of it, though. It seemed as if he was just looking for a reason to start talking to us – having a German camper van parked in front of his house was probably the most interesting thing that happened to him in a while.

Jay filling up water which is "good for the stomach" in Arachova.

Jay filling up water which is "good for the stomach" in Arachova.

I didn’t get scared, but I was really sleepy and didn’t want to get woken up again. The guy seemed like someone who would come and knock again as soon as he thought of some other very important thing he had to tell us, so we decided to move the van. We drove to a petrol station  just outside the town and slept there until 9.30 this morning.

They didn’t have a shower there but they told us to drive to another petrol station, right next to the border. So I drove back for three kilometres with Jay still in bed upstairs. This is where we are now, having showered for €1 each in a quite dirty bathroom.

Another lesson learned: When you can’t find any toilet paper, just use your T-shirt! I learned that in the bathroom when I noticed a white T-shirt in the garbage bin covered in faeces. Thank you for your wisdom, Mr. Creative Lorry Driver!

Next stop: Skopje.

 

 

 

 

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Agrinio, Olimpia & Corinthia, Greece – 23-24/04/11

Our Easter Feast, Thanks to Iva!

Our Easter Feast, Thanks to Iva!

For three days in Greece we did “actual tourist things” – visiting the archeological sites at Olimpia, Corinthia and Delfi – which made a pleasant change from our usual directionless ambling.

Generally speaking, half of the time we don’t really have any clear plan of where we are heading the next day. The route that we’ve driven in 2011 is basically a line we marked on a map several months ago with pins and a piece of ribbon, without much though.

As a holiday-planning strategy this has its pros and it cons; in the past we’ve happened across really amazing stuff just by chance, which is a great experience – places like Shumen last year, Arachova and the monastery at Agia Eleousa this year. With no expectations at all things leave a much bigger impression on you somehow.

Iva in Front of the Fortress

Iva in Front of the Fortress

But there are also days where you can end up feeling completely lost and – in our case – even start to question the point of travelling all this distance and sleeping in your car for weeks on end in the first place (at first glance most people agree that the idea of an extended road trip is an appealing one, but at the centre of it all there has to be some personal goal, or purpose to it all).

After three nights on a campsite, with levels of comfort close to those back home, and surrounded by German retirees, quite a few of whom were planning to spend the next month in one place, watching satellite TV and working on their wrinkled tans, we entered Greece for real.

One Helpful Greek Family Demonstrated that Crouching in Photos Can Really Work

One Helpful Greek Family Demonstrated that Crouching in Photos Can Really Work

The next night we drove about two hours south and ended up in Agrinio, a pleasant and unpretentious town without any tourism to speak of. We parked up in the car park of the main city park, sat down at the nearby cafe for a refreshing Cappucino Freddo* and a minor crisis.

*In Greece in turns out that one is allowed to order only the gayest imaginable variations on coffee, generally served with syrup, ice and a straw. If you absolutely insist they may be willing to serve you a simple expresso, but they won’t like it, and the waiter may still try to sneak a cocktail umbrella in there somewhere.

The View From the Acrocorinth

The View From the Acrocorinth

Our minor crisis was something like:

How long should we stay in Greece? Why are we even here? We have no idea of where to go! What will we do for two days while everything is closed for Easter? We can’t speak or read any Greek! How much beautiful, mountainous scenery can we appreciate? What’s going on with all of this gay coffee? And so on.

In the camper some nights you sleep well, and other nights you don’t.

Practicing my Greek God Pose

Practicing my Greek God Pose

I’m not talking about whether you actually sleep (we always sleep), more about how good the sleep is. After a week or two you start to notice the nights slept badly the following day in the early afternoon, when your brain sags and your eyesight drags and you feel mentally – but not physically – very, very tired.

In Agrinio we slept well, and the following morning Iva came up with a plan for the next 4-5 days in Greece over a couple of yummy iced Frappucinos.

Our journey south took us through a barely describable natural gorge, nestled in which is the Agia Eleousa church, under an immense outcrop of limestone (?), actually built into the rockface. We couldn’t find our camera at this point, but there are photos here and here).

At Last! ... a "Traditional Greek Taverna" in Olimpia

At Last! ... a "Traditional Greek Taverna" in Olimpia

That night we stayed on the outskirts of Ancient Olimpia, a small village/town adjacent to the museum and archeological site at Olimpia. The name “Ancient Olimpia” turned out to be a dirty lie: the town is newly built and relatively soulless, put there solely to encourage tourists to hang around longer than just a few hours. As we had feared, the next morning everything was closed for Easter and we were forced to leave without seeing anything (that was sort of a post-crisis low point, but don’t give up, things will get much more positive shortly).

The next morning we travelled east across the Peleponnes. This was the day that we stopped driving south and started back north.

Corinth Vs Acrocorinth

Corinth Vs Acrocorinth

Our destination was Ancient Corinthia, which was a vast improvement on Olimpia and felt friendly, inviting and authentic. Towering above the town is a massive outcrop of rock called Acrocorinthia, atop which are the remains of countless fortresses, which century for century have been built each to replace/improve upon the last. Although we’d found a reasonable place to park in the town, we drove the 250m vertical to the top to see the view and enjoy the sunset.

In the end we slept there, completely alone in a small visitors’ car park, with a panoramic view of the sea, the castle, the town below and several other peaks. It was truly stunning, that night we both slept well.

Our slight fears that on the following day – Easter Monday – things might be closed again turned out to be ungrounded, and we were able explore the fortress in the morning for an hour or so and then visit the museum and the archeological site below.

Iva Inside the Acrocorinth

Iva Inside the Acrocorinth

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